Delight Your Friends With These Ridiculously Funny Amazon Gag Gifts
Everyone likes to have a little chuckle from time to time, which is why silly gag gifts can be so popular. In comedy, one of the most important considerations is to know your audience and these gifts are perfect for the tougher crowds.
After all, there are a lot of people in the world who like raunchy, naughty humor and want their gifts to reflect that. Yet, it's also true that some people are more likely to offended by that kind of subject matter than to join in the fun. For those people, these gifts should be a bigger hit.
Flow Chart Funny Gift T-Shirt
Although there are certainly flashier shirts out there, it's hard not to admit that this is the exact problem-solving chain that so many people go through before a problem is finally swept under the rug. No wonder the old adage is "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
Unique Best Friend Birthday Candle
This all-natural soy candle may look like someone took a trip to bath and body works, but its recipient would likely much rather do that than deal with what's actually written on it. As we get older, more and more of us are guaranteed to relate to "back and body hurts."
Stainless Steel Funny Mug
Although most gag gifts tease their recipients in some way, this one is more likely to instill a sense of pride and accomplishment in the parent who receives it. Other than them wishing the stainless steel mug was more specific, this doesn't seem like a claim most people would argue with.
3D Simulation Bread Shape Plush Pillow
Even those who love bread and sleeping in your life aren't likely to expect this quirky, detailed pillow when they open their presents. And they're also not going to expect how soft the PP cotton inside this bread shape plush pillow is, nor how well it can hold its shape despite its softness. It's perfect for warm hugs.
Human Face Coin Purse
Standard coin purses are generally nondescript, but you'll definitely make a statement with this unique coin purse. Thanks to its silicon construction, it looks eerily like a real human mouth — a human mouth that apparently stores coins.
Senior Citizen's Texting Code T-Shirt
Although many young people can attest that their grandparents don't always understand their texting shorthand (LOL does not mean "lots of love,"), it's also true that there's a lot they don't understand about getting older. Instead, some older adults will find that many of these texting codes are a little more relevant to their lives.
Grumpy Old Vet Hat
Those who can keep their senses of humor intact after they serve have a talent for living, and this hat takes a humble and self-aware approach to acknowledging that service. It's available in eight different colors, machine-washable, and 100% cotton. If this fits your description, it's best to own it.
Funny Throw Pillow Covers For Bedroom
Although it should be known that no pillows come with these covers, they're charming enough to stand on their own. After all, it is certainly nice to know what kind of night a couple is about to have no matter how old they get.
Great Goose Stuffed Animal
If there's one way to get some bewildered gift recipient to accept that they have a giant 75-inch goose, it's by making it super soft and cuddly. With its soft, rabbit-like fabric and PP cotton lining, curling up to this giant goose stuffed animal can make every hard day a little better.
Weird Face Pillow
The perfect gag gift for anyone who's unlucky in love, this practice pillow puts a creepy face on a pillow. As for what anyone chooses to do with said pillow, that remains to be seen.
Silly Getting Old Birthday Candle
If there's a gentler and more affectionate (not to mention delicious) to tell someone they're getting older, it must truly be groundbreaking because this is one endearing candle. It would be more clever if it actually smelled like banana bread instead of lavender but it's still cute.
Wood Funny Door Sign
While it's not unusual to become more pious and wholesome when we get older, it's also healthy to incorporate those sensibilities into your sense of humor. This high-quality, sturdy wooden door sign is a clever way to tell your guests that no monkey business will be going on in your house. It's also up to 10% off.
Cute Hand Towels For Bathroom
Although black cats are often much sweeter than their reputation suggests, it's also true that they can be grumpy and mischievous. That's definitely true of these adorably sinister hand towels that look like cats just hanging in there. Available in six different styles and for up to 12% off, these will look great on Halloween and can be used year-round.
Dumpster Plushie
When everything seems to fall apart at once, it's hard not to relate to this cute little flaming dumpster with the thousand-yard-stare. The fact that it's desperately insisting everything is fine is also super endearing and makes it hard not to want to hug the little guy. That's probably the first time anyone's said that about a dumpster. It's also up to 15% off.
Scream Absorbing Vase
For those times when you just want to scream but don't want to make a scene, this scream absorbing vase is the perfect accessory. It's like screaming into a pillow, only much more satisfying.
Cheesy Food Joke T-Shirt
It's unclear when exactly it happens, but it's practically inevitable that once someone becomes a dad, they'll start making corny dad jokes. They may take a while to grow on the kids, but a goofy little pun T-shirt like this will inspire so much unalloyed joy in the dads of the world.
Crochet Cozy Nose Warmer
Although so many gag gifts are ultimately pretty useless, some have a practical purpose behind how silly they look. For instance, this googly-eyed fellow may not be the first thing people would put on their faces, but that opinion will probably change when it gets cold enough. Suddenly, the cozy nose warmer is not so ridiculous.
Professional Crop Duster Funny Shirt
While many older men can admit they enjoy fart jokes as much as they did in their youth, age brings a little more sophistication in how those jokes are told. Indeed, many people wouldn't look twice at this "professional crop duster" shirt but that "you may not see me but you'll know I was there" line reveals it all.
I'll Be In The Garage T-Shirt
As people get older, they tend to find that the garage becomes their happy place. Working on cars or building something at the old workbench can help take your mind off your troubles while getting you closer to accomplishing something you're proud of. Naturally, this shirt's message will fit some folks like a glove.
Funny Dog Cowboy Riding Costume
Whether it's Halloween or you're excited about a big rodeo, it only takes a little imagination to find an excuse to break out this adorably funny cowboy dog costume. Honestly, the cowboy's look of effort is even funnier with the dog standing stock still like this. It's also up to 36% off.
Toast Bread Plush Pillow
It's unclear why this adorable plush is based on toast and it's even more unclear why he comes in so many styles. He comes in angry, cutesy, and happy versions, as well as this swim outfit, a rugby version, and a soccer version. But as long as he's soft, cute, and cuddly, who cares about the reasons behind the toast plush pillow?
Funny Sarcastic Metal Sign
Anyone who knows how to be handy has expressed their lifelong admiration for good old dependable duct tape dozens of times. Although this funny metal sign does acknowledge that duct tape has its limits, anyone in the trades knows there's always a way around those limits.
Cute Banana Dog Garden Statue
Why is this little garden ornament depicting a dog made of bananas? It's unlikely that we'll ever know, which makes it the perfect gag gift. For one thing, its stubby little legs and clever nose design makes it an adorable addition to a garden. For another, the recipient won't find it any easier to explain the banana dog garden statue to their guests than you will when giving it to them.
Sarcastic Humor Graphic T-Shirt
It's often true that people become more mellow as they get older but many older people will tell you that there's a special reason for that. As this shirt suggests, it's a lot easier not to get wound up about the little things when you're too tired to care about them.
Old Birthday Cake Topper
The last thing anyone wants when trying to enjoy a birthday cake is somebody passing gas, but this acrylic cake topper makes for a charming exception. Everyone becomes an old fart at a different age but this makes it official.
French Fry Stuffed Animals
Although kids can certainly love this interactive plush as well, this ingenious "emotional support fries" idea takes comfort food to a whole new, relatable level. Not only are the fries and the carton soft plush, but they can be removed from the box as well. Each of these little guys is also super cute.
Prank Balls That Explode On Impact
When a master prankster works effectively, it's hard to tell that they've done anything at all. These prank golf balls are designed to explode when they're hit, and are perfectly subtle in their evil and in their plausible deniability. They're also up to 8% off. Enjoy.
Plush Banana Man Toy
The weirder a gift like this plush banana man toy is at first, the more endearing it'll be once the recipient gets used to it. That's especially true thanks to the magnet in its palm and the sculpted steel wires in its arms and legs, which allow the user to put this character into any sassy pose they want.
Funny Prank Pill Box With Candy
While medication that looks like this certainly becomes more familiar as we get older, it's also true that jellybeans (sorry, oldfartamin tablets) like this seem like an effective remedy for fuddy-duddyitis. So many of us would love it if this actually kept our hair from going gray, though.
Spaceship Gamma Pet Bed For Cat & Dog
Gag gifts are always fun and silly but sometimes, they can be as practical as they are adorable. It's adorable to imagine a kitty like this sleeping in a little spaceship, which this domed wall-mounted pet bed bring to mind. That said, it's a great use of space, assuming your pet doesn't completely ignore it.
Porcelain Snack Tray
It's unclear why someone decided to make a porcelain French fry tray out of a design that looks like a sandal but it's admittedly pretty clever. If it's solely so the space for the big toe could be used as a ketchup receptacle, that's a good enough reason to do it.
Ministry Of Silly Walks Clock
It may be jarring to realize that the last episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus aired over 50 years ago, but the troupe's best sketches have certainly stood the test of time. That makes this Ministry of Silly Walks clock a must-have in the house, and the walks only get sillier as the day goes by.
Sphynx Cat Decor Cat Statues
Some of the best gag gifts are the ones that put a bewildered smile on people's faces and these sphynx cat yoga figures are the perfect example. The recipient won't know what this breed has to do with yoga or why this exists, but they can't deny it's well-made and oddly cute.
If My Mouth Doesn't Say It My Face Definitely Will T-Shirt
This sassy shirt is perfect for the opinionated people in our lives, as they don't often have great poker faces even when they're making an effort to be civil. It's also available in 12 different colors and is 95% cotton and 5% spandex.
Tilted Head Duck Lamp
Sometimes, the line between a gag gift and one that someone would genuinely want can be a little blurry. Although this duck's tilted head design is an unusual choice, it also makes a cute duck look even more adorable. Not only that but it's also a fully functional lamp and night light with multiple settings that's available for up to 20% off.
Novelty Gift Socks For Men
These cute novelty socks mark a wholesome tale as old as time. A grumpy dad insists that he's never getting a cat and then pretends he doesn't instantly fall in love when one comes into his life. It'll be really obvious when he wears these socks despite rolling his eyes at them.
Office Possum
Although so many gag gifts are intended for friends and family, this one's specifically marketed as a wacky gift for coworkers. It's a lot less disruptive than having a real possum in the office but it's just as oddly cute. The recipient may be bewildered to get this, but they'll fall in love sooner than they think. It's also up to 17% off.
Stuffed Proboscis Monkey Plush
If this unusual little fellow looks like a Squishmallow, that's because he is officially licensed by the company. However, it's also true that the proboscis monkey isn't the most common inspiration for one of those super soft plushes. So, if you want to throw the Squishmallow lover in your life for a loop, this is the perfect way to do it. They'll never expect this!
Sarcastic Saying Humor T-Shirt
When people are married for long enough, they can often develop an understanding that keeping their spouses happy makes life so much simpler and stress-free. And as T-shirts expressing this kind of sentiment go, it's harder to get funnier and more oddly sweet than this.
How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man Book
Although it's understandable to become more grumpy and dismissive about the world around you as you age, that doesn't mean that's how everyone wants to turn out. However, it's easy to assume that in most cases, a person's family will buy them this book to give them a clue rather than them getting it for themselves.
Novelty Weird Cotton Crew Socks
If someone in your life complains of mixing up socks with their roommates, here's one purchase that will ensure that never happens again. These emotion cotton crew socks are considered a quirky novelty gag gift but they can also come in handy. Considering that they're a machine-washable blend of 75% cotton, 22% polyester, and 3% spandex, they're also just solid socks.
Toilet Butler Statue
Although fancy restaurants with bathroom attendants may seem a little much for some people, this statue makes it clear that those attendants have a hard job. This toilet butler statue works as a perfectly functional toilet paper holder but it's also a perfect gag gift thanks to the humorous charm it brings a bathroom.
Dinosaur Gnomes Garden Statue
Although it's not unusual for a gag gift to eventually inspire genuine affection, it doesn't seem like it would take long at all for that to happen in this case. Although this dinosaur garden statue is a funny twist on the typical lawn gnome aesthetic, the execution is also just awesome and cool-looking. Best of all, it's available for up to 24% off.
Funny 4th Of July T-Shirt
If there's one thing Americans are proud of, it's their independence, and this funny Fourth of July shirt has found a clever way to express that pride. After all, even if the king of England at the time didn't say that when the Revolutionary War started, he no doubt felt that way towards the end.
Potato Pillow Plush Toy
Any food item can be made cute, including big brown potatoes known for having a bunch of little bumps and eyes on them. Of course, the ones depicted in these plush pillows only have two eyes and they're a lot cuter than the normal ones. Sometimes, gag gifts can just be something silly you think people will genuinely enjoy and use.
Wood Box Sign Decor
The older we get, the easier it is to appreciate how jarring it can feel to enter a room and completely forget why you're there as soon as you walk in. Although this wood bathroom sign won't solve that problem, it does stay focused on the biggest priority after all that.
Pickle Home Decorations Crochet Gift
They always say that it's the thought that counts, and that can even be true when buying gag gifts. Even if this one features a silly little pickle with a truly groan-worthy pun, even a corny message of support like this can still be greatly appreciated. It's made with premium quality wool, too.
Zebra Style Kangaroo Figurine
Until an unsuspecting recipient opens this strange figurine, they probably wouldn't have thought that someone had the idea of combining a kangaroo and a zebra. They don't live in the same area and don't have any real connection, so this was clearly the result of someone willing a kangaroo with a zebra's stripes and head into existence. In any case, it's safe for ages three and up.
Dad Joke Calendar 2025
While almost every dad has a few dad jokes in him, it's also true that many appreciate hearing them just as much as they love telling them. If absolutely nothing else, this dad joke calendar will at least give them a taste of their own medicine.
My Last Nerve Candle
This candle incorporates natural lavender and is considered a stress-relief candle. Indeed, it ought to be when considering that this is exactly what people want when they can relate to the statement that their last nerve is on fire. After all, the truth can often be said in jest.
Santaur Hand Blown Glass Ornament
Although there have been a wide range of different versions of Santa Claus over the years, none of them have made him a centaur. Indeed, it seems to be the most random idea, unless someone wanted the big guy to guide his own sleigh for once. If you want a bizarre and unexpected gag gift for someone this Christmas, this is available for up to 6% off.
Vinyl Animal Wall Decals
Some gag gifts work the best when the recipients don't even know they're getting a gift because this goat wall decal is the perfect way to prank someone. Position it like this and you'll actually convince someone that a goat wandered into their house. Best of all, it's safely removable because the best pranks in life are harmless ones.
Acrylic Funny Frog Earrings
Gag gifts are a matter of perspective. A trend-chasing fashionista may roll their eyes at these earrings, but a lot of other people would think that wearing skateboarding frogs in their ears would be pretty rad. Although these acrylic funny frog earrings with stainless steel clasps come in seven different colors, only the peach variants ride skateboards.
Spooky Funny Makeup Bag
For a lot of women, it's hard to feel comfortable going out without putting some makeup on, and those feelings can intensify the older they get. Of course, one of the best ways to cope with one's anxieties is with humor and this funny makeup bag takes the term "putting on my face" to a whole new level.
Assorted Pack Of 4 Funny Note Pads
Although we're expected to be mature and distinguished as we get older, many of us will never stop being a little naughty. These notepads have a lovely, cozy aesthetic but they also make a lot of room for witty little puns that suggest errands don't get any less tedious to run when you're older.
Ceramic 70th Birthday Mug
Aging is not only a difficult process to go through but also one that can sneak up on people more than they realize. So it's quite a relatable feeling to wake up one day and realize you're suddenly a grumpy 70-year-old. And yet, this mug also says that doesn't have to be a bad thing.
Funny Rustic Wooden Pencil Holder
Although this is a relatable pencil holder for a lot of office workers, some people will find that it's just as relevant into retirement as well. Indeed, how many grandparents have said this to sidestep an argument they don't feel like having with their earnest, high-strung grandchildren?
